February 2011
stfu.
STUDY: 13 Percent Of Public School Biology Teachers Endorse Creationism In Classroom: http://huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/31/evolution-vs-creationism-_n_815664.html
I should start a tumblr consisting only of things...
“stop making that noise… why are you trying to lick my crotch? Perv.”
January 2011
“All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old...”
– J.R.R. Tolkien (via greenerthangrass)
Best thing I've said to my cat all day:
“yeah, I know there’s cheese on my shoe, don’t look at me like that.”
dear brendan kelly,
heal me.
love, lindsay
It's Natalie, bitch!
hourlonghighatus:
ohblackswan:
What you want Natalie? To drink and fight! What you need Natalie? To fuck all night!
delusionalism:
Ghost Mice - There is a Light (...
inceptionofthespotlessmind:
Hitsville U.k. - The...
“So tonight I’ll call you from a 4th street payphone
but I’ll sleep on the beach...”
– (via hipsterindietriangle)
Did anybody else with a nostril piercing have a...
My septum piercing healed like a dream and never hurt, this bitch seems constantly on the edge of infection.
but you cannot run
and you cannot hide
from the...
Things I've never wanted to hear my roommate say...
“Yeah, you smell my gross, dead finger with your mouth all open.”
Watchrikers-beard:
vittoriamaul:
My life.
“Just think about that guys; Everything we do, in life, is to get someone else to do that for you.”
Look at yo fine self, you look like you should be married to one of the San Diego Padres!
